逗笑開懷英語笑話

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逗笑開懷英語笑話

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逗笑開懷英語笑話

　　逗笑開懷英語笑話(一)

　　某男，粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。

　　該男思之久已，毅然下筆：“Once a week“。

　　簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

　　該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“

　　男急釋曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

　　逗笑開懷英語笑話(二)

　　The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"

　　女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。

　　"不論是誰，一旦違規，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"

　　這時人群中一個男同學問道，"那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"

　　逗笑開懷英語笑話(三)

　　They are liberated

　　My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.

　　Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”

　　——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)

　　她們被解放了

　　我丈夫看起來是個很強壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫生的.路上，我們在自助站加油，我拖著八個月大的身孕從方向盤后面出來，開始加油。

　　附近有兩個男人看著當時正在車里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我聽見一個對另一個說，“你知道，她們被解放了。”

　　——愛倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)

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